You never got your passport stamped leaving Peru and were detained in Ecuador in the banana capital of the world

You chased after a bus in China for 20 minutes that was driving aways with all of your luggage on it

While trying to impress your parents with your new language abilities, you accidently ordered 20 pounds of dumplings in China

You had to pay a cop $20 to let your little brother continue to drive illegally during a transportation strike in Peru

You got caught in a fight on a train in Northern Ireland between two groups of football fans

Nope, none of that happened to me.