Wine is amazing because within the same drink there are so many ways for an enologist to play with the flavors and so many ways it can taste. Compare that to something like beer where you can taste many different kinds but they are all the same.

"Nuestros edificios son anti-seismic pero no son anti-lluvia".
roughly means "Our houses are earthquake -proof, but not built to withstand the rain"

Ordering a parilla is like getting a resaca - it's good to do once a year or so just as a reminder of how much you hate it.

Your English is flawless, really perfect.

If you eat too many pupusas will you get a pupusASS?

Today the People in my textbook got married.

Tell me this.  How is it that your body is so skinny... but your legs are so fat?

Did you hear that? You guys are dogs!

{crazy story}...Did that ever happen to you?

Oh my gosh you guys, we were in this bar in {insert location} and we were so drunk from these {insert drink name} that are a really indigenous drink and we partied until 6:00 am because it's just the cultural thing to do in {insert country of location}.