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If you had to be tortued in China because of political activity, would you rather be tortued...

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by Chinese water tortue on your testicles?
22% (2 votes)
Have a tatoo of your dad and mom naked having sex doggie style put under your eyelid?
11% (1 vote)
Made to watch the movie "Spanglish" over and over again for the rest of your life
22% (2 votes)
Be forced to learn Chinese--traditional characters too!
11% (1 vote)
only be allowed to drink "Fermented by Saliva from Bolivia" Chicha with a side dish of saucerkraut
33% (3 votes)
Total votes: 9
HeatherFife – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 12:52
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I had to think long and hard

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I had to think long and hard about this--I might have chose the Spanglish option but watching little Nikki this weekend just really made me want no more of Adam Sandler for a while, and I really hate saucerkraut--it's the one food I just don't like, and I wouldn't mind learning Chinese, but with traditional characters? Even if you're a die hard anti-Communist have to admit the CCP did something right when they simplifed Chinese characters, and since I don't have testicles...the truth is, even if it were my parents having sex doggie style--it's still doggie style sex in my book. DId i go too far again?

HeatherFife – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 13:01
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Sauerkraut. There may be

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Sauerkraut. There may be 108 other people on the internet who think it's spelled saucerkraut, my German ancestors would be embarrassed if I didn't spell it the way that over 2,000,000 people spell it.

That said, I would choose Spanglish. Because I actually like it. In order of least to most favorite Adam Sandler movies:

greg – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 13:24
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50 first dates and the

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50 first dates and the wedding singer aren't in your list??

HeatherFife – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 13:45
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There are 30 different

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There are 30 different movies he is in - based upon the two that you mentioned and the 3 that I love, those are the top 5. 50 first dates is close to the top 3, Wedding Singer is not.

Do you want a rank-order of all 30?

greg – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 15:24
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Actually, I would like a

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Actually, I would like a list of all of the movies thank you.

HeatherFife – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 15:37
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My Rankings:

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My Rankings

RankMovie
1Billy Madison (1995) .... Billy Madison
2Punch-Drunk Love (2002) .... Barry Egan
3Happy Gilmore (1996) .... Happy Gilmore
4Mr. Deeds (2002) .... Longfellow Deeds
5Big Daddy (1999) .... Sonny Koufax
6The Waterboy (1998) .... Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
750 First Dates (2004) .... Henry Roth
8The Longest Yard (2005) .... Paul Crewe
9Airheads (1994) .... Pip
10Spanglish (2004) .... John Clasky
11The Wedding Singer (1998) .... Robbie Hart
12Little Nicky (2000) .... Nicky
13"Saturday Night Live" (1975) TV Series .... Various (1991-1995)
14Coneheads (1993) .... Carmine
not seenReign O'er Me (2006) (announced)
not seenClick (2006) (filming) .... Michael Newman
not seenThe Benchwarmers (2006) (post-production)
not seenDeuce Bigalow: European Gigolo (2005) (uncredited) .... Javier Sandooski
not seenBlossoms & Blood (2003) (V) .... Barry Egan
not seenCouch (2003) (TV) .... Couch Testing Man
not seenAnger Management (2003) .... Dave Buznik
not seenThe Hot Chick (2002) (uncredited) .... Bongo Player
not seenEight Crazy Nights (2002) (voice) .... Davey, Whitey, Eleanore & Deer
not seenThe Animal (2001) .... Townie
not seenDirty Work (1998) (uncredited) .... Satan
not seenBulletproof (1996) .... Archie Moses
not seenMixed Nuts (1994) .... Louie
not seenShakes the Clown (1992) .... Dink the Clown
not seenTesting Dirty (1990) (TV) .... Drug Dealer
not seenGoing Overboard (1989) .... Schecky Moskowitz

greg – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 21:30
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Also, what are the top 5

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Also, what are the top 5 that you love?

HeatherFife – Wed, 2005 – 12 – 07 15:59
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