El Cubano

Tell me this.  How is it that your body is so skinny... but your legs are so fat?

— My Cuban neighbor at my rooming house in Juchitan

greg's picture

What a jerk! Well, at least you know that it's not fat but just the most powerful things in the world with which you can kick his ass!

Also, I love a non-american culture for just having no filter between the old brain and mouth.

HeatherFife's picture

Here's a quote:

(Keep in mind women during the Tang Dynasty were known for being plump)

YOu have the ideal body for a Chinese woman.

No I don't.

...in the Tang Dynasty.

Here's another quote:

Heather, why didn't you take any pronunciation classes?

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