This was Christmas day with New Zealand family nice enough to let me spend the holiday with them. I then got too drunk, draped the American flag around me, and sang the America--fuck yea! song Kaoroke Accapella style and tried to get the conservative grandad to do the "fuck yea" chorus. I am just keep a good reputation up and making Americans everywhere proud!

We got that movie from Nikki's Sister Bree and our Boyfriend In Law, Dirk (her boyfriend). It's awesome. Also, in our attempts to make sure that we learn Spanish at every turning point, we watched it with Spanish subtitles and just cracked ourselves up even more with the translations.

The song was something like "America, !Puta Si! Chupa my culo y mama mis huevos." Very nice indeed.

They even translated the Kim Jong Il "Herro!" to "Hora!" Awesome.